"Where are Biggie & Tupac?"
— Barack Obama

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I’m all man but this Disney x Mean Girls video is CLASSIC

(Source: carloscoreas, via mywingshide)

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After all of the the Trump vs Obama birth certificate nonsense that has been going on, I was beginning to wonder if Barack had the guts to respond and call Trump out. Politico wants to see Trump’s promised tax returns and I….like 98% of America want to see his ACTUAL  hairline. While neither of these came true in this video, we do get to see Mr. Obama comedically slicing away at Trump with surgeon-like precision at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. From Roswell to the Moon landing to Biggie & Tupac….Trump is on the case.

Video Courtesy of the Associated Press

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This may be one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen. While the Rebecca Black video is utterly hilarious, it’s that way because of horrible thinking on the part of the director. This video doesn’t need a bad director…it has horrible talent. I don’t know who these kids are but they showed up at a school, gave some type of pep talk about heavy metal, had their friends perform some weird High School Musical-inspired dance and then proceeded to perform the worst musical set I’ve ever seen. Just when you think things can’t get any worse, the camera man shows the faces of the children in the audience….CLASSIC. 

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My little sister sent me this video and it made my night. I had seen the original video of the white girl speaking about her disgust for Asian library manners and their lack of independence about a week ago on World Star. (yes i know)  I didn’t think that it was funny or offensive enough to repost but this Asian guy’s response is classic. 

I’m not quire sure if it was the “seven chins”, the fact that “izzo” is calmly playing in the background or the awesome HD quality of the video that put it over the top, but if you need a mid-study break…be sure to check it out. Leave a comment and let me know what you think.  

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I received the link to this image from my friend Allison via Facebook chat. The two things that made this pic priceless are the fact that I met her when we were both coaching tennis and that she then told me that she was proud that she wasn’t wearing any J. Crew at the moment. Does this make me any less gangster? I think not. Ask anyone I knew from golf camp, swimming lessons or gymnastics. They’ll tell you.

I received the link to this image from my friend Allison via Facebook chat. The two things that made this pic priceless are the fact that I met her when we were both coaching tennis and that she then told me that she was proud that she wasn’t wearing any J. Crew at the moment. Does this make me any less gangster? I think not. Ask anyone I knew from golf camp, swimming lessons or gymnastics. They’ll tell you.

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"Girl, give me your sex, love and pain…..minus the last two. Thanks"
— Mankind

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I stumbled upon this picture whilst doing my normal social networking for the day. I personally do not believe in evolution, but this picture definitely makes a compelling argument for the future. Who else want’s a Mc Flurry? 

I stumbled upon this picture whilst doing my normal social networking for the day. I personally do not believe in evolution, but this picture definitely makes a compelling argument for the future. Who else want’s a Mc Flurry? 

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What I Learned On Yahoo

 (This is a Direct Quotation from Yahoo Answers)

Resolved Question How To Get Into A Girl’s Pants:

All guys want to know how to get in a girls pants, whether or not you and the girl are actually dating. This can in fact be an entirely noncommittal thing, and this will teach you to do it in either a way where you can get in her pants again and again or just have one night/day of fun.

Steps

1. Start off with casual conversation.

2. Ask her questions, PERSONAL questions about herself and her lifestyle, and make sure to look her in the eye.

3. Do not initiate physical contact for the moment.

4. Figure out whether or not you want something from this girl from this stage, because it’s about to get good.

5. Give her a wink or a nudge and ask to see her room.

6. If she indicates that it’s upstairs, ALL THE BETTER.

7. Once you get upstairs, lay her down on the bed, manfully.

8. Your goal is right in front of you, but keep your cool.

9. Talk it over with her first. She’ll know what you need.

10. Trace your finger over your pant button, in slow, lazy circles.

11. Remove your pants gracefully. You may want to add a little dance.

12. Now she’s yours.

13. After unzipping her pants, pull slowly from her ankles until the pant is off, making sure not to bunch it; this will just make it more difficult to put on.

14. Start with either the right leg or the left leg.

15. Place your legs in the tubes of the pant, and pull up to your hips.

16. Zipper, button, and you’ve succeeded.

Tips * If the fit is too tight, don’t worry. You’re still technically in them.

Warnings * Don’t allow her to get in your pants, or even your socks; she might ruin them.

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"I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work… I want to achieve it through not dying."
— Woody Allen

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Stop being internet gangsters. We know who you really are.

Stop being internet gangsters. We know who you really are.

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Even more unscrupulous promotion. www.fiendmovement.com 

Even more unscrupulous promotion. www.fiendmovement.com 

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Join the movement…spongebob did. www.fiendmovement.com

Join the movement…spongebob did. www.fiendmovement.com

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